Safe Beside Table It’s Friday so that means weird weapon related things. The Safe Bedside Table is designed as the photo describes; breaking down into a club and shield for home defense. You’re probably wondering why even use that when a you could use a gun. This furniture-turned-melee weapon is made in the UK, where obviously private gun ownership is extremely limited. The irony here is that there are cases in Britain where someone tried to defend themselves from an actual intruder/burglar but were charged for assault with a deadly weapon. Cost for one of these is about $245. I’ll link the shop in the title if you must have a table that can double up as means to club your roommate senseless for not doing the dishes.